Save The Ta Ta's

I'm all for finding a cure for breast cancer, but my New York Giants don't look very tough today with all the pink they have on their uniforms. I'm not sure if I'm watching a football game or the Pinky Tuscadero episode of Happy Days.

The gift I'll keep on giving

For about the tenth time today I heard Peter Scolari on the radio. Our poor "Bosom Buddy" was dealing with erectile dysfunction and thanks to the magic of modern medicine was able to get himself back in the saddle once again. He suggested that I should "consider giving the gift of intimacy this Valentine's Day." Unfortunately, after discussing this gift idea with Rosanna, she informed me that she would much rather receive "the gift of expensive jewelry." If one receives the gift of intimacy, I will assume that re-gifting is not an option.