The gift I'll keep on giving

For about the tenth time today I heard Peter Scolari on the radio. Our poor "Bosom Buddy" was dealing with erectile dysfunction and thanks to the magic of modern medicine was able to get himself back in the saddle once again. He suggested that I should "consider giving the gift of intimacy this Valentine's Day." Unfortunately, after discussing this gift idea with Rosanna, she informed me that she would much rather receive "the gift of expensive jewelry." If one receives the gift of intimacy, I will assume that re-gifting is not an option.